A conversation between the President and the Pope

If coffee beans tasted like sugar free gumballs
would crying about it be the new baloney sandwhich?

If I shot balloons out of my immortal fingertips
there would be white horses in the street!

If I played underwater basketball with Abraham Lincoln
there would be bicycles and smiles and more bicycles than smiles, but we all know which is more powerful, even with cavities.

If solar-systematically we all became planets one-by-one
when would I find the time to practice my jazzercise?


If I sunk my hands deep into the flesh of the earth
would I choose to stay eight feet tall?

If I fell asleep for a whole month
would I admit I lost count or just pretend I was at seven?

If palatapuses stormed the seas of eventuality someday soon
would you drag your toes across the gritty sidewalk, leaving pinstriped of blood?

If love is a bitch, then I'm holding the leash
and there will be fires int he streets of Durham.

IF the moon was still part of the Earth
there would be pizza leftover hanging from the trees of liberty.

if tommorow existed today
there would be ice-cream for dinner.

If the sky was pink
would it be able to have fifty-five birthday parties?

If I was a superhero
would I ever smell dirt again?

If I walked backwards for an entire month
there would be fountains of butterscotch taffy and candy cane umbrellas available at a store near you!

If I cried tears of blood overflowing rivers and the seas
would I waste my efforts crying or try to stop the fire?

If our hands were aged hundreds of years but our eyes stayed the same
would Christ scoff at the injustices of US tyrrany?

If the Dead Sea overflowed and drowned Eastern Europe
would I transcend space, time, and thought or jsut get really dizzy?