3/4/09

if there is a god he doesn't have OCD

dear nonexistant readers of this blog. i have decided to write this to inform you all that i will be starting a new segment on this blog entitled nothing because i have no intention of continuing in any way of writing any sort of short life story. it was nice out today sort of. it was cold though. this is the first of the last blog posts that i will ever write. and i will never again finish another one. now is the time to seize the day and walk outside without anything on and telling just about everybody and everything you see that being naked is the way to be when somehow the world ends but the earth is still there and perhaps a few people who have to adapt or devolve into new creatures and start a new species, that is how everyone will be without their clothes on them. these two groups should never mate as a rule each side should stay in their own space and take over different ecosystems maybe they could even start eating different food so as not to have to share with the other group. neither of the groups needs and gods as science had already figured everything out before most everyone was killed in the great death from something or other. maybe eventually after many generations have passed in this way each group will see the other as in a mirror but different enough to punch and kick each other and sacrifice everything to be like the others because spirits images are only slightly different than our own. certainly they are easily recognizable without any sort of mind altering thoughts that start in cans and packets and anyway sunk into the ocean eons ago and cant even be accessed yet. it takes awhile to find the things that aren't good for you on your own when all you've eaten are bugs and bananas and bats its only natural to want a latte and a sport coat or car and more roads forever stretching over the horizon and tied like a bow after oh so many revolutions that there's really no ground anymore and no flowers or trees so there's a fake atmosphere something to make oxygen. probably a gigantic orb the surrounds the entire globe and just makes nice fresh air and even though its always windy its ok. i think that by the time the sun finally explodes and takes the earth and all the other planets, be they inhabited by then or not, everything will be pretty full by then anyways and in need of a good cleaning and reorganization.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

if i ever own a coffee shop, i will most definitely serve the bug latte

Swift Jonathan said...

well it is probably the most overlooked item on any high end menu. starbucks hasn't even cashed in yet. if i were you i would start right away, before the market booms.